"Charlie is my all time favourite human being and songwriter. In fairness, I don't know many others but I love him anyway. He's awesome."
Dward
Record Company Exec.
"Dude rescued me from a charity shop where I was 50p and hired me as his mail sorter. He pays me two shiny red buttons a week and plays songs to me."
Walter
Mail Sorter
"I guess Stubbzy's an alright bloke but I wouldn't give him my last Bonio sort of thing. I definitely wouldn't give him any of my Pedigree Chum."
Dog
Dog